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Miss Manners ®
by Judith Martin
Judith Martin's Miss Manners newspaper column - distributed thrice-weekly by United Feature Syndicate and carried in more than 200 newspapers in the United States and abroad - has chronicled the continuous rise and fall of American manners since 1978. Readers send Miss Manners not only their table and party questions, but those involving the more complicated aspects of life - romance, work, family relationships, child-rearing, death - as well as philosophical and moral dilemmas.
In her columns and her books, Mrs. Martin explains the etiquette element present in nearly every aspect of life. "Judith Martin is The National Bureau of Standards," states columnist George Will. The New York Times declares her work "an impassioned plea for a return to civilized behavior." The Los Angeles Times deems her "an authentic visionary" and her writing "a kind of study in cultural anthropology, even if she dresses up her field notes with artful parody and self-deprecating humor." Writer Christopher Buckley calls her "an authentic comic genius."
Mrs. Martin writes an additional Miss Manners column for the Microsoft Network, and is also a Contributing Editor at Family Circle Magazine and a columnist at Child Magazine. She is a frequent lecturer and guest on national television and radio shows. As a reporter, feature writer and critic, she spent 25 years at The Washington Post, where she was one of the original members of the Style and Weekend sections.
Mrs. Martin and her newlywed daughter Jacobina co-authored Miss Manners' ® Guide to a Surprisingly Dignified Wedding [W. W. Norton & Company, 2010], which takes on today's culture of monster weddings and commercialized love. Mrs. Martin has written 11 other Miss Manners books and two novels. She also launched a new web site in 2010, www.missmanners.com, which includes all the latest news on Mrs. Martin and a link to submit etiquette questions to her.
Born in Washington, D.C., and reared there and in foreign capitals, Mrs. Martin is a graduate of Wellesley College and has been awarded several honorary degrees.
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September 7th, 2010
Tuesday, Sept. 7, 2010 United Feature Syndicate
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MISS MANNERS
Manners to expect when you're expecting
By Judith Martin
DEAR MISS MANNERS -- My wife and I just recently moved back to my hometown, where my parents and family are well known.
At first we were hesitant to announce the news of my wife's pregnancy due to a previous miscarriage. Now we have been telling close friends and family, since my wife is 17 weeks along.
We are not bringing it up in unprompted conversation, as we don't want to brag, and we are not circulating the news in extremely public forums like Facebook, since it lacks the personal touch of telling someone in person. We are excited and proud but afraid that some friends and friends of my parents' might be offended if they hear of ...
September 5th, 2010
Sunday, Sept., 5, 2010 United Feature Syndicate
MISS MANNERS
Lesson learned on Internet manners
By Judith Martin
DEAR MISS MANNERS -- I learned the hard way the necessity of being very, very polite on the Internet.
I made the mistake of pointing out in a chat room that a doomsday article being passed around (content: the oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico had resulted in a crack in the ocean floor that was going to destroy life as we know it) was written by a prominent hoax writer and was thus likely not true.
My intent was to soothe people's fears, but I got on the wrong side of another Facebook poster. I made the mistake of responding to her nonsensical comments a bit flippantly, which brought on a barrage of personal invective, complete with observations on my character, lack of compassion, etc., all from a perfect stranger.
I managed to extricate myself by simply refusing to reply in kind, but it took superhuman discipline. I noted with satisfaction ...
September 2nd, 2010
Thursday, Sept. 2, 2010 United Feature Syndicate
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It's a party, not a fundraiser
By Judith Martin
DEAR MISS MANNERS -- My wife and I invited a number of people to a party on a Saturday evening in the party room of our downtown condo. One couple we invited are friends of friends. We don't know them well, but they invited us to their daughter's bat mitzvah (we went and gave her a small gift), and we subsequently went to dinner with them.
Their emailed response to our invitation was that they were checking their calendar to see if they could come, but meanwhile, they were "curious whether this is a strictly social event, or whether it's also a fundraiser." They went on to say that they were "probably available in either scenario, but thought it important to let you know that we've pretty much finalized our donation-planning for the year, and do not anticipate expanding it right now."
In our e-mailed response, we said we were surprised by the ques ...
August 31st, 2010
Tuesday, Aug. 31, 2010 United Feature Syndicate
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MISS MANNERS
Twins dodge tiresome personal question
By Judith Martin
DEAR MISS MANNERS -- My identical twin sister and I try very hard to pursue our own individuality, including dressing differently and having different hairstyles/colors.
However, it is hard for us to overcome our basic genetic makeup, and invariably, when we are out in public, someone will ask "Are you two twins?" Usually, this is a waitperson or salesperson, but sometimes we are actually stopped by complete strangers as we are walking through a restaurant.
We usually respond with a curt "Yes" and go on with our business, to avoid the inevitable follow up questions ("Who's older?" "Did you trick your boyfriends?" "Can your mother tell ...
August 29th, 2010
Sunday, Aug. 29, 2010 United Feature Syndicate
MISS MANNERS
Directions for handling GPS abuse
By Judith Martin
DEAR MISS MANNERS -- I have a GPS navigator in my car, which I use when I am going to an unfamiliar location. If I have a passenger who claims to know the way, I usually rely on the passenger rather than the GPS, though sometimes this has proved to be a mistake. But when traveling to a place that is unfamiliar to both of us, I use the GPS.
Now it has happened on several occasions, and with different passengers, that while the final destination may be unfamiliar, during some portion of the route, such as getting out of the city or passing through a nearby community, the passenger has argued with the GPS navigator by calling it stupid, asking me why I bought it in the first place, or telling me to throw it out the window.
One person actually sulked for an hour because I took the GPS directions instead of his. Another person told me he would rathe ...
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